Gossip Girl and White Jeans

Last night was the first episode of Gossip Girl.
OMGG.
It's just so good! My parents are afraid I think it's real life so they want to ban me from watching it.
It's obviously not real life, it's sooo much better.
And, so what if I like it? People are way more obsessed with Harry Potter.
And they can all go to Harry Potter World, but people who love Gossip Girl don't have anywhere to go.
Oh, never mind. New York.
But, blond moment aside, I swear to god me and the writers *must* be on the same wavelength. First, Blair transfers to Columbia, which is the college I want to go to. Then she decides to become a fashion magazine editor.
Now, how can you blame me for thinking it's real (which I don't anyway)? It's completely my life!!
Well, it will be my life. Hopefully. When I get older.
And Chuck...*sigh*

Ok. So. Getting back on topic here.
Friday was a dress down day, so I wore my big Theory shirt and white skinny jeans. When I came home, the best friend texted me to ask if I could do her nails later (I was going to her house) and if I could bring a color (at least 5 colors). So I took out a couple of them when I remembered my Nubar was still in a sleep over bag from when I brought it to another friend's house, and when I reach up to get it on a shelf in my bathroom ....
SALLY HANSEN MIDNIGHT IN NY DROPPED AND COMPLETELY EXPLODED.
All over my white skinnies. And my bathroom is white. Woopteedoo.

These were my favorite pants ever. Like, legitimately. Amazing pants.
I ended up getting a new pair of the same pants, and I found out they came in blue too.  Dramatic suspense. Would you like to know the name of the best pants ever?
Are you suspensed?
And, more importantly, is that a word?
Are you wondering why I'm posting from school?
Do you even care?
If you don't care, why are you even here?
Are you tired of me asking questions?
Do they reveal an internal conflict?
Genetic Denim Shane Cigarette in pale?
Did you mistake the question above for a question?

I forgot where I'm going with this...but yeah. Those are the pants. They're a little stretch so they can be really skinny and not uncomfortable but they don't verge into jegging territory. The wrong cut of white jeans can make you look really fat, so don't just go by what I'm saying. Go somewhere with a lot of different brands (they don't need to be expensive or well known, jeans are jeans so go for the best cut) and try some on. It could take 50 different pairs to find your perfect pants. 

Oh, and yes, white jeans are in. But keep them skinny to avoid looking like an old person too mature. And you can wear them in any season, as Eric Daman illustrates in his book, which you may or may not have.

Some recipes for white jeans outfits:
White Jeans + boatneck tee + leather sandals = chill weekend chic
White Jeans + trendy top + loafers = nighttime ready
White Jeans + chunky sweater = chilly cute

White Jeans + a neon bikini top + high black boots + silk scarf = go back inside and change you moron

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